@Oshungurl: Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose.
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@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.
@thats_a_morey: I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please." Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK
@CruisinSoozan: As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.