@Oshungurl: Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose.
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@michel_lesann: I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human.
@amishschool: "My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner" I explain to the other homeless people.
@tastefactory: Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds
@CantWaitToNap: An erotic footjob under a restaurant table can go bad real fast when your feet miss their mark…just ask my father-in-law.