@Oshungurl: Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose.
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@UnFitz: "If we don't know a word for something, why can't we just make one up?" he remarked confusatorily.
@SteveSuckington: I can't figure out why my son hates me. Tim hates you? No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him "not Tim"
@Adam14: When people say "Let's not get off on the wrong foot here", I reply "Please don't get off on either of my feet".