@AntozWolf: Pool party at my house... BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool)...
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@notacroc: [Barnes and Noble] CASHIER: anything else? ME: four barns and your finest noble please CASHIER: get out
@OfficialMizGin: Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You’ve never heard of tissues 2) You’re doing a magic trick 1) You’re hiding your face to rob a train
@newstart43: I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
@Brianhopecomedy: I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden.