@fatherofcomedy: Poor superman.he can't go commando without the whole world noticing
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@UncleDuke1969: Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.
@LuckoftheDraw86: In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection.