@ojedge: 'Pop Goes The Weasel' is my favourite song about over-inflating your mammals.
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@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
@DanMentos: *passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*
@AristotlesNZ: Drug commercial just listed "death" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you..