@junejuly12: Positive I heard an audible gasp from my car as I drove past the wine store
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@Cpin42: According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.
@SuperJuanderer: If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead.
@blazed_ncis: *going through mail* "bills bills bills bills bills" "I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."