@Jennarater: Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone.
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@sofarrsogud: WIFE: You know Hogwarts isn't real? It's just part of series of fantasy novels. ME: *chasing an owl around my garden* WHATEVER MUGGLE!!!
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.