@Jennarater: Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone.
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@UncleDuke1969: "I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?" "Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."
@Brianhopecomedy: I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart.
@FeralCrone: I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together.