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@SortaBad: *practices like 1000 times in the mirror*
[at Starbucks]
"One grander none-fatty flaparinno"
barista: ...
"I'll try again tomorrow"

*practices like 1000 times in the mirror*
[at Starbucks]
“One grander none-fatty flaparinno”
barista: …
“I’ll try again tomorrow”

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