@farahfergie: Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance
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@Laser_Cat: Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
@NickadooLA: Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama.
@djderk: Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.