@TheRealPacino: President Donald Trump falls to his knees, he clasps the strong bronze tanned hand of Don Corleone, and kisses it;…
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@wittwitbarista: I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now.
@HatfieldAnne: A smart car easily passes my Jeep on a hill. “Hey, that's not right” yells a jogger, who also easily passes my Jeep on a hill.
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