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@dorkwing_duck: [PRESS CONFERENCE]

Me: I'm going on the record. Yes, I'd go back in time to kill a baby

Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler?

Me: sure, whoever

[PRESS CONFERENCE]

Me: I’m going on the record. Yes, I’d go back in time to kill a baby

Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler?

Me: sure, whoever

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