@jimmytorosian: Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put "delicious" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize.
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@Boleyngirly: Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake..
@OctopusCavemann: Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone Skeletor: *throws stone* Jesus: HEY! Skeletor: I’m sorry. Did you say “skin” or “sin?” I don’t have ears.