@robdelaney: Pretty cool that the letters "B.J." stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.
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@mellimelle: Find a penny, pick it up. All day long you'll wtf, that thing is filthy. Wash your hands immediately.
@DannyEarl: Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes
@slimmy_shady: 20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?
@jumpdashark: My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on.