@shegotagronk: Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want.
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@sarcasm_inc: *waiter lays down my plate* "Can I get u anything else?" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok
@leathershirts: the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music
@Sarcasticsapien: Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity.