@mutedclamor: Pretty sure autocorrect and Siri talk shit about me behind my back.
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@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
@Book_Krazy: I call bullshit on vampires that look all sexy and shit when they can't even see their reflection
@HomeProbably: I've just text my new girlfriend that I'm into all sorts of douchebaggery. Autocorrect clearly has a different idea on what debauchery is.