@_Fariis: Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history.
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@trumpetcake: MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did.
@tsm560: Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already.
@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...