@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
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@rolldiggity: 1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor
@BBQJones28: Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week.
@ClichedOut: [Sesame Street casting] Exec: ok, what kid role models do we have A grouch, cookie addict, and 2 jobless roommates Exec: Nice, let's roll