@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
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@nesgritton: Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
@WilliamRodgers: I "accidentally" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident
@PastorBate: Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over.