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@KeetPotato: priest: "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"
me: "SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"
priest: [slowly closes bible]

priest: “does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?”
me: “SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS”
priest: [slowly closes bible]

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