@Beyerstein: Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time.
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@jake_lach: Is that a cop behind me? No, just a car with a bike rack. Or maybe it's an undercover cop with a bike rack? -Weed
@junejuly12: *gleefully prepares egg salad sandwiches for milestone birthday party of office nemesis*
@Traceykemp8: If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend
@wickedsuga: Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes.