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@JumbledButts: Prison Guard: "So you two cons are in love?"

Con1: "Yes."

Con2: "It's like we finish each other's..."

*in unison* "death sentences."

Prison Guard: “So you two cons are in love?”

Con1: “Yes.” 

Con2: “It’s like we finish each other’s…”

*in unison* “death sentences.”

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