@HousewifeOfHell: Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother.
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@jessokfine: People always throwing cursed objects into the sea hello, no that is how you get haunted sharks
@joejwest: [beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep
@gobmentcheese: The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one.