@Wine_Honey1: Pro tip: If you smear your lipstick all over your face like the Joker, people won't talk to you.
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@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. "Compared to my friends?" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.
@EndhooS: Me: I wish u'd bring back my 1st pet Genie: No blood magic Me: I wish politicians had to tell the truth Genie: [sigh] what was ur pets name?