@Smooheed: Pro tip: if your boss ever asks 'what the fuck is wrong with you?' always start with gynecological problems
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@HousewifeOfHell: ...and when you saw 3 sets of footprints in the sand, that's when it took the entire Holy Trinity to carry you after all those piña coladas.
@AbbieEvansXO: BACTERIA 1: [runs toward pizza that has just been dropped on the floor] BACTERIA 2: [football tackles him to the ground] YOU HAVE TO WAIT FIVE SECONDS SEBASTIAN
@fro_vo: [rhyme factory] BOSS: get cracking on those words that rhyme with “ow” WORKER: yes sir bow cow dow how *boss looks away* low mow *boss looks back* now pow *boss looks away again* row sow tow *boss looks back* vow wow