@elwaytotheend: Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
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@Rollmaninoz: *Drops son at preschool* Son: I love you daddy *tears up* *3pm picks son up* S: love you Ms H, love you stuffed toy Me: oh I see how it is
@simoncholland: My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault.