@BuckyIsotope: PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
@shadygrenade: License and registration please. "Bears." Excuse me? "Beaaaaars." Are you drunk sir? "BEAAAARS!" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*