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@mantej: PRO TIP:
Name your first child "butter", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say "I can't believe it's not butter!”

PRO TIP:
Name your first child “butter”, then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”

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