@bourgeoisalien: Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win.
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@_Awwsomeness_: Falling in love is like Falling Ketchup from a Bottle. At first slowly, and then all at once. *The fault in our Jars*
@KalvinMacleod: [school] TEACHER: what’s ur first name? ME: Juan TEACHER: and ur last? ME: Derwall TEACHER: class, this is Juan Derwall ME: *strums guitar*