@bourgeoisalien: Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win.
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@Kohuneh: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you've only eaten 3 then 25 arrive at once
@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.