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@MrAndrewRosas: Productive day sketching while waiting at the DMV.
@FunnyPicsDepot: when paris hilton singlehandedly saved the US economy
@KentWGraham: I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss’s boss.
@sammyrhodes: 1. Ask for something. 2. Throw it down. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. - Toddler To Do List
@nealbrennan: "Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"
"No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."
@LetMeStart: Parenthood is mostly reminding the kids "no eating on the couch" while you're eating on the couch & agreeing with them that life isn't fair.