@MrAndrewRosas: Productive day sketching while waiting at the DMV.
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@ericsshadow: [emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox
@madamezooble: Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?
@Sarcasticsapien: I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist.