@MrAndrewRosas: Productive day sketching while waiting at the DMV.
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@PaperWash: Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it "defantely"
@lifecoachfit: The most stable relationship I've had is with a guy at the gym who has no idea we've been dating for the past year.
@AndrewChamings: If you’re forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you’ve got another Thing coming.
@WilliamAder: I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.