@TheSofiya: Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY
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@beefman138: *Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*
@iGreenMonk: To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4
@MannyDiesel: Will smith literally runs in every movie. Name one movie he didn't run in. I'll wait
@ehdannyboy: "Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.