@TheSofiya: Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY
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@ayyyyloser: Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran
@Robert_Beau: At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish
@Home_Halfway: The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful.