@Shot_Of_Cabo: Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable.
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@murrman5: [at funeral] "my phone is vibrating" want me to create a distraction so you can answer it? "no, are you craz- *points at casket* HE BLINKED
@Just__J0: Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again.
@Dawn_M_: It's been four days since I started this rap battle. I'm tired and just want to see my family.