@Shot_Of_Cabo: Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable.
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@onelongbender: Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
@lisaxy424: I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; I feel like the woman in every mattress commercial.
@thenatewolf: Tell me more about these male enhancement pills... Will they help me chop wood better? How about pelts? Will I know how to make pelts?