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@OneTrickTofani: *proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean*

"I'll still marry you"

No. I'm married to the sea now

*dives in*

*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean*

“I’ll still marry you”

No. I’m married to the sea now

*dives in*

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