@vapidaccount: ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts.
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@GetCougarized: Big things DO NOT always come in small packages! I wish someone had told me the truth before I pounced on this adorable midget. Poor fella.
@kyle_thatisall: IRONMAN 3 SPOILER ALERT: Tony's all "pffsh whatever I'm Ironman" then he's all "JARVIS HELP" then he's sad but then it's like whaaaaat.
@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.