@TheBoydP: Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words "gruesome discovery" coming from your TV on the morning news.
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@JoParkerBear: The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you, and you try to understand them in order to best tailor a revenge plot that suits them.
@darrinfb: Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
@sophielou: My aunt cuts her name & address label from magazines for fear of the legendary “saw your name & address on a magazine label” murderer