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@AnkCoupleTO: Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you
Me: How'd you know?
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife’s trying to murder you
Me: How’d you know?
P: *sees knife in my back* I’m good

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