@YeahDrewisOn: Psychoanalysis is just regular analysis performed by one of my exes
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@ashleyaustrew: 4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."
@karatechopmonk: I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it
@NYC_Blonde: If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa "I'm a Slave 4 U" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real.