@emireecraire: Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race
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@_Awwsomeness_: Falling in love is like Falling Ketchup from a Bottle. At first slowly, and then all at once. *The fault in our Jars*
@Ghetto_Trophy: Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other.
@miffedmim: I swear my husband thinks 90% of what I do as a stay home mom is walk around the house & hide his stuff *hides some stuff It's maybe 35%
@ingmarbirdman: space republicans decree: if alien lifeform implants a egg in ur face,u must carry it to term. perhaps wear a less enticing helmet next time