@leifromloihi: [pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators
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@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea
@YSK_MOtiVe: My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake