@cynicanoldicus: Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain.
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@Pat_Bren: The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney.
@QueefTornado: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
@BradBroaddus: My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my "prospects" list.