@cynicanoldicus: Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain.
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@Just_Lee_: If she says "well you're too busy to chat so have a good day" ..what she means is she hopes it's a good day for your hair to catch on fire.
@staceys55: Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: "That's how far behind I am!"
@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)