@toastymoe: Put me in your bio so I know it's real... Just kidding, I'd rather be in your will.
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@Eightinchgoat: Some dude just asked if I was "herb friendly". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it.
@KKBowls: "I know what you look like naked" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed.