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@bobinhiding: Look kid, its not "passing out" if I have a blanket over me. Now be a dear and turn off the kitchen lights.
@Cheeseboy22: When people ask, "Don't I know you from somewhere?", I reply "Yes, we were best friends as children until you murdered my puppy."
@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.