@realHamOnWry: Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed.
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@KoKeniSasquatch: My luck can best be described as: Loses $50 but finds a lighter. Shit. It's empty.
@PlopWaffle: Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No