@Jam453Lane: Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.
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@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
@CulturedRuffian: I don't regret pressing the close button in the elevator when people are running. If they have all that energy-they should take the stairs.
@Monicann86: Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.