@Jam453Lane: Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.
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@Book_Krazy: I don't think 'safe sex' sounds like a very good idea. I mean, what if you get locked in and forget the combination
@T_Bonezzz_: Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race
@M3lissaMcDonald: I just spent the last four hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time.