@Lord_Voldemort7: Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
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@markhoppus: Gonna replace my friends' hand sanitizer with lube and watch them rub their hands together for an hour while it doesn't evaporate.
@SlabBaconBP: When you write lyrics as bad as "I got soul but I'm not a soldier" it's important to repeat it exactly 10 times in a row so nobody misses it
@jackiecarbajal: Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... "CLIMAX IN IMAX"
@Madrass_badsass: I don't friendzone people. I relationshipzone them. Want to be friends? Too bad we are dating.