@Lord_Voldemort7: Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
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@discoken: I wrote "Clarence sale" instead of "clearance sale" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband.
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.
@ambamthankyamam: Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir...
@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie