@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire...
Who runs a country?
@gneicco: Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages.
@Mr_Kapowski: Coworker: I couldn't sleep. Just thinking all night
Me: Maybe try doing some of that here in the office during the day
@squirrel74wkgn: No thank you, shower sex. I'll just step out of the shower and injure myself the old fashioned way.
@HatfieldAnne: A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed.
@Cage_unlocked: 5 steps to a happy marriage:
4. Mr. Noodles
5. Oops this is my grocery list.
6. Still applicable.