@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire...
Who runs a country?
@horsedetective: Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples.
@lecalabara: Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids.
@kumailn: My new year's resolution is that donuts have no calories.
@emilymaej: I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid.
@dumbbeezie: If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars