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@birbigs: Quit blaming your iPhone. You meant to say "furbenglurbrn."
@cdncyn: I changed my name in my daughters phone to God....
I texted her and said
"I saw that"
You should of seen her face
@tropicalenvy: Do you people like your catfish battered and deep fried?
@TheCatWhisprer: I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle.
@cbdoubleu: I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word.
@BradBroaddus: Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night.