@saltedmacadamia: R.I.P boiling water, you will be mist.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in
@MethShart: David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.
@ibid78: "Babe there's something I've always wanted to do.." *tenderly moves her bangs away from her eyes then scotch tapes them to her forehead*