@joejwest: RAFIKI: [lifts Simba over head on Pride Rock]
SIMBA: Put me down I am 32 years old
@bonehugsnirony: If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
@chuchugoogoo: the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab
@SteveSuckington: [first date]
Her: omg are you wearing a cape? Lol
Me: [texting mom] ok you were right about the cape
@prncss_fifi: My parents think im a virgin. My boss thinks Im an excellent employee. The government thinks Im an outstanding citizen. Where's my Oscar?
@sween: “I’M A DOG!”
“I’M A DOG TOO!”