@joejwest: RAFIKI: [lifts Simba over head on Pride Rock]
SIMBA: Put me down I am 32 years old
@meatyocre: to be Frank, i would have to change my name.
@InternetHippo: I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
@KalvinMacleod: [me, in a sting operation]
Can I buy your best stuff?
DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff?
*talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?
@Kali_Mura: I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one.
@Home_Halfway: [God inventing iguanas]
Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't