@DanielRCarrillo: Raid™: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something.
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@rolldiggity: I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?
@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides