@DanielRCarrillo: Raid™: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something.
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@dafloydsta: *tear runs down cheek "Why are all these people dead on the inside?" "Sir, this is a morgue."
@SadMeterologist: Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window.
@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other