@onume_: Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food.
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@Contwixt: Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family.
@TheDeducers: Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage