@onume_: Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food.
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@aligarchy: *hand touches hot stove* BRAIN: GET IT OFF NOW NOW *mouth eats hot food* BRAIN: CHEW FASTER. JUGGLE IT WITH YOUR TONGUE. DON'T BE A QUITTER
@DevilryFun: You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor.
@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.