@CoatCzech: "Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
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@TheresNoGodzila: Me: So what do you do? Date: I work with animals Me: *imagining an office ran entirely by golden retrievers in suits* Your job sounds fun
@therealeatwood: SATAN: Turn these stones into bread JESUS: No SATAN: Turn them into raspberry swirl cheesecake JESUS: [clenching eyes shut] No
@jake_likes_naps: [Ouija board] "Hey spirits, talk to us" W H A T S U R F R I E N D S N A M E H E S C U T E "fml"