@xLiserx: Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat.
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@atDevin: What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
@Stabby_smurf: If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision.
@mechapoetic: poor person eats crappy cheap food: YOU'RE UNHEALTHY & A STRAIN ON THE SYSTEM poor person eats fresh fruit: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS